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SKILLS LOADED: 28
PACKAGES: 5
RESEARCH ENGINE: ONLINE
ACCESS LEVEL: UNRESTRICTED
CONTRABAND // EST. 2026
ENGINEERED BY M. SEBASTIAN — ENCODED BY OPELIA — PRODUCED BY BRANDED MAYHEM COLLECTIVE
Brandprint Engine
The war-room corkboard. Twelve competitor logos. Red string mapping every place they collide. One yellow note in the gap where you stand alone.
Acquire — $397
SEO & Visibility Toolkit
The 2am stakeout. Telephoto on the dashboard. Rain on the glass. A city-by-service map pinned to the corkboard at home. Patience is the strategy.
Acquire — $147
Sales Accelerator
An empty gym at midnight. The training is the moat. Diagnose, pivot, close — written on the chalkboard, drilled until the words leave your hands.
Acquire — $67
Full Mayhem Stack
All 28 skills across 5 packages. Brand strategy reports. Content in your voice. SEO research and city pages. Conversion blueprints. Sales training with live practice. One purchase. Everything.
Acquire — $647
Conversion Architecture
An empty casino at 4am. The house always wins because the room itself was the strategy. Choice architecture is what nobody admits they're doing.
Acquire — $97
Content & Creative Lab
The forger's desk. Five handwriting samples. A magnifying glass. A cassette of someone's voice. The work of imitation rendered honest.
Acquire — $97
HOW IT WORKS
INSTALL
Paste the GitHub URL into Claude — it installs the skills and walks you through setup. Or drop the files into your skills directory manually. Works in Claude.ai, Code, desktop, Cursor, or Codex.
RUN THE SKILL
Type the slash command. Give it a brand name, audience, and competitors. The skill runs a multi-step methodology — not a single prompt.
GET THE DELIVERABLE
Receive a structured output. A 32-page report. A competitive audit. A voice profile. A pricing blueprint. Whatever the skill produces.
SAMPLE OUTPUT
A real report structure from a real engagement. Not a mockup. Hover the redacted fields.
Brand Strategy & Competitive Positioning Report
Prepared for: ACME CORP | Sources: 847 | Pages: 32
WHAT'S IN THE REPORT
- 01Executive Summary....2
- 02Market Context & Category Dynamics....5
- 03Core Human Truth & Buyer Psychology....8
- 04Competitive Landscape & White Space....11
- 05Target Segments & Buyer Archetypes....14
- 06Brand Architecture & Equity Framework....17
- 07Competitive Moat Analysis....20
- 08Signature Offers & Growth Strategy....23
- 09Brand Activation System....26
- 10Strategic Guardrails....29
- 11Implementation Roadmap (24 months)....32
FROM THE EXECUTIVE SUMMARY
This report presents a comprehensive brand strategy for ACME CORP based on analysis of 847 sources across academic research, industry data, competitor intelligence, and buyer behavior signals.
The core finding: ACME's current positioning collides with two entrenched competitors on 40%+ of brand vocabulary. The recommended repositioning path opens a category of one in the complexity-first segment.
THE DIFFERENCE
FREE SKILLS ON GITHUB
- —Single-purpose utilities
- —One prompt, one output
- —No research, no sources
- —Generic — works for anyone
- —Untested, unvalidated
- —Author never used it on a client
CONTRABAND
- +Multi-step methodology chains
- +Output from one skill feeds the next
- +800+ sources researched per engagement
- +Built from $15K-$36K client work
- +Battle-tested on real engagements
- +Made by an agency that charges for this
WHAT YOU GET
EACH SKILL IS A CONSULTING FRAMEWORK
THAT CLAUDE FOLLOWS STEP BY STEP.
OUTPUTS FEED INTO THE NEXT SKILL.
OR ACQUIRE INDIVIDUALLY
Brandprint Engine
Produces a 30+ page Brand Strategy & Competitive Positioning Report. The same deliverable Strategy& and EY-Parthenon charge $50K-$200K for. 847+ sources cited. PDF and HTML output.
- //Researches 800+ sources automatically
- //Tests your positioning against named competitors
- //Tells you if you collide — and where the open space is
- //Outputs a client-ready report with implementation roadmap
Content & Creative Lab
Produces LinkedIn posts, campaign briefs, and narratives in YOUR voice — not generic AI voice. Interviews you to build a voice profile, then rewrites everything to match.
- //Builds your personal writing fingerprint from samples
- //Breaks 16 AI detection patterns (Pangram, GPTZero)
- //Generates content using 10 structured ideation methods
- //Tests creative against simulated audience panels
SEO & Visibility Toolkit
Runs keyword research, builds city-by-service landing pages, optimizes product feeds, and audits your site for AI-agent compatibility. Replaces $99-$449/mo SEO tool subscriptions.
- //Full DataForSEO API (SERP, volumes, backlinks, audits)
- //Generates 10 city pages with JSON-LD and lead routing
- //Prepares product feeds for AI shopping agents
- //Scores your site's AI agent readiness (0-100)
Conversion Architecture
Designs pricing pages, menus, and checkout flows using behavioral psychology. Produces JSON blueprints your dev team can implement directly. Not theory — executable specs.
- //Choice architecture with default selection + anchoring
- //Loss-leader pricing with upgrade ladder math
- //Visual identity system driven by 6 psychological plays
Sales Accelerator
Diagnoses why your cold outreach isn't working, teaches you to pivot commodity asks into $15K engagements, and lets you practice against AI buyers who fight back.
- //Finds the exact reason your emails get 0 replies
- //Turns 'how much for a website?' into a strategy sale
- //Roleplay arena scores you on 4 dimensions per round
FREE STARTER PACK
PUBLIC. MIT-LICENSED.
NO EMAIL REQUIRED. NO TRIAL.
YOURS, FOREVER.
humanize-kit
3 SKILLSThe free sample from Content & Creative Lab. Build a personal voice profile, then rewrite any AI text in your voice and beat detection tools (Pangram, GPTZero, Copyleaks). Same install pattern as the paid kits — try it, see if you like the way they work, then come back for more.
- //voice-profiler — interviews you + builds your fingerprint
- //humanize — rewrites AI text in YOUR voice
- //humanize-ig — Instagram-native voice variant
github.com/Chief-Mischief-Maker/humanize-kit into ClaudeFAQ
THE DISPATCH
Brand strategy and AI infrastructure for founders six to eighteen months from a high-stakes moment. Essays on the work underneath — from M.L. Sebastian, the operator behind Contraband. Free.
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